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and listen to part of the song.


GONORRHEA 
parody of "Macarena"
(A.R. Monge, R. Ruz)
parody lyrics by Robert Newton

DARLING BETH
by Robert Newton

GETTIN' DRUNK AT DISNEYLAND
parody of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica (J.Hetfield, L.Ulrich, K.Hammett)
parody lyrics by Robert Newton

ROAD KILL
by Robert Newton

ID DO ANYTHING FOR LUNCH (OR A LITTLE SNACK)
parody of "Id Do Anything For Love (But I Wont Do That)" by Jim Steinman
as performed by Meat Loaf
parody lyrics by Robert Newton

SHE SAID SHE DIDNT LOVE ME ANYMORE
by Robert Newton

TIL I WENT BLIND
parody of "Sweet Child O Mine" by Guns-N-Roses
parody lyrics by Robert Newton

IF I COULD LIVE TWICE
by Robert Newton

 


GLEAM ON
parody of "Dream On" by Aerosmith
(S.Tyler, J.Perry)
parody lyrics by Robert Newton  

(I THINK ILL HAVE SOME) PIE
by Robert Newton

TARANTINO TRIPLE FEATURE 
(Richard OBrien)
parody of "Science Fiction Double Feature" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
parody lyrics by Robert Newton

MONKEY BISMUTH
by Robert Newton and Mark Volpe

SHES A MONKEY
by Robert Newton and Mark Volpe

 

 

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