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GLEAM ON (S.Tyler, J.Perry)
parody of "Gleam On" by Aerosmith
parody lyrics by Robert Newton

Every time that I look in the mirror
I see the shape of my face gettiní queerer
My nose is gone
Now Iíve got nothing to rest my glasses on
Just the other day
I had to tape Ďem to my face to make Ďem stay

My close proximity to a nuclear facility
Has changed all my DNA, mutating out of control
Oh no...

Growing hair in the weirdest of places
Iím the man of 1000 faces
My skin glows blue
Move in next door and yours will too

CHORUS:
Iím changiní into somethiní new
I weigh 690 and Iím 9í2"
Iím changiní, into what I cannot say
Ask me tomorrow for I cannot tell you today
Iím changiní every single day
Genetic alterations make me look this way
Iím changiní, into brand new genes
Ask Mr. Wizard if you donít know what that means

Gleam on, gleam on, gleam on
Mutate Ďtil you split in two
Gleam on, gleam on, gleam on
Mutate Ďtil you split in two

Gleam on (x8)

REPEAT CHORUS

 

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